metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

(Source: rhinse, via specialmay)

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

(via too-much-feelings-left-unsaid)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via stability)

drugdealing:

hater alert on aisle u

(Source: coolteen69, via asvprock)

flirtytwink:

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

(Source: jonasbruhs, via munnisonlinelogwy)

rustedknees:

the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts

(via humourous-misadventures)

lemonsdonttalk:

If you’re Norwegian, German, Icelandic or Slovenian, kik me! I’m traveling and I want to make friends!
Lemonsdonttalk

If you’re Norwegian, German, Icelandic or Slovenian, kik me! I’m traveling and I want to make friends!
Lemonsdonttalk

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

(via battle-scars-under-her-sleeve)

hophigh:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(Source: spooky--utopia, via battle-scars-under-her-sleeve)

tarynel:

Never let ANYONE treat you like shit. Cut that motherfucker off. You don’t need people in your life who make you feel bad. They just miserable and want you to be miserable too.

(via battle-scars-under-her-sleeve)

didyousaypuppeteersorpoptarts:

peetasboxers:

the-changlorious-bastards:

NO

PRAISE THE LORD THIS IS PERFECT

mICHAEL

(Source: red-taylorswift-13, via claireuchytil)