if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
Never let ANYONE treat you like shit. Cut that motherfucker off. You don’t need people in your life who make you feel bad. They just miserable and want you to be miserable too.
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves